Tatt's, Marmite, Ravioli and the 'Titty Lift Trust'!

Hey Milieu Pals,

Who would have thought, two posts in one day?! I have come to the obvious realisation that if there is something I would like to share I must do it immediately, otherwise it becomes backlogged and filed in a ‘permanent and irretrievable storage’. Of course, this is assuming there is power to do so. As a result, I will update Hans’ Milieu whenever I can. However, due to the recent ‘Milieu Shift’, this is what I have dubbed the restructuring and reordering of this blog, only five of the most recent posts will now be available to view from the Hans’ Milieu homepage. This was a purposefully made decision in order to reduce the download times associated with visiting and viewing this blog. Well, in theory anyway!

Aunty Mano, Zaneaka (Zaffy) and Taygan (TJ) officially returned from their timely holiday in Australia on Wednesday, sans Uncle Rico (Uncle Rico is still in Dubai and will be living it up there for another month… or two)! Thus, in order to officially welcome back my little cousins, my immediate family and myself were invited to Pic-Pic’s house last night for some supper.

Who knew Pic-Pic was such an accomplished chef. Literally, from scratch, Pic’s created fresh spinach and feta filled Ravioli, smothered in a delicious "one of the best ever" marinara sauces and generously sprinkled off with a fragrantly ripe Parmesan cheese. This is Italian goodness at its best, which is ironic, considering that we are, in fact, ‘French’.

Akin to the adage ‘You cannot get too much of a good thing’, I generously helped myself to the delectable dish, again and again, until I could no longer shovel anymore into my already packed digestive tract.

If the scrumptious ravioli was not enough, Pic’s brought out another tantalising good opportunity to further exercise gluttonous taste receptors – Marmite ‘Cheese’ spread! Yes, you read that correctly, cheese flavoured Marmite!

Marmite, along with Bovril, has been a staple product of South African homes, especially school lunch sandwiches, for many years. A home without either is in ‘poor taste’ (no pun intended, heh heh heh)!

Needless to say, Marmite ‘Cheese’ spread will be making it into future grocery shopping excursions.

For the longest amount of time Pic-Pic has been talking about, and saving for, the opportunity to have her breasts ‘modified’. Mind you, this is not in the conventional sense of the word where handful C’s become suffocating E’s, but rather in light of readjustment, revitalisation and rejuvenation. As a result she light heartedly created her own ‘Titty Lift Trust’.

Zaffy and TJ, knowing their moms wish,
have officially inaugurated the ‘Titty Lift Trust’ with the irresistibly purchased and smuggled ‘Boob Job Fund’ money collector (yes, that is a real ‘piggy bank’ – how cool is that?!).

Do not worry, Pic-Pic knows perfectly well that I am blogging about her ‘Titty Lift Trust’ and even, jokingly, offered her bank account details for any potential and anonymous donations (heh heh heh).

To the right you can see a picture of Pic-Pic’s newest ‘tatt’. It is a beautiful and artistic interpretation of her only two children, Zaneaka and Taygan. From my understanding, Zaffy is the pink butterfly and TJ is the blue variant. Additionally, if one looks closely, you will be able to make out the first initial of each child, a ‘T’ and a ‘Z’.

 

Well, that recaps most of last night. LOL! Today I have two birthday’s to attend. The first for my little cousin Regan who, for the longest time, used to run screaming in the opposite direction when he spotted me (it was speculated that this was because of my long hair since he would do the same to Nathalie’s husbands brother) and then this evening it is Wayne Holloway’s birthday (a friend of mine that I have known since high school).

Anyway Milieu Pals, that about wraps it up for now. Hopefully I will be able to post again soon so keep checking back for additional updates!

– Hans

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1 Comment

  • It must be a Labutte thing, I mean naturally we are perfectly great at everything we do! Hehe. I am going to have a little chat to Pic\’s about inviting me over for dinner, although I still have to extend an invite her way!
     
    Hmmm… I see that this \’titty lift trust\’ could have it\’s perks (pun intended) so I trust in good humour we will be donating to our cousin\’s fund?
     
    How were the parties?

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