Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101’

 

Hans' Milieu - Vocab101 Emblem For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy Wednesday’.

Each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will take place on Wordy Wednesdays and will contain all the words I have tweeted over the course of one week from the previous Vocab101 session (7 days, 7 new words). Furthermore, each Hans’ Milieu edition of Vocab101 will contain additional new words which did not make the original cut, but are just as tantalising/disturbing!

Vocab101:

  • Choreplay – When one is turned on by the sight of his/her partner doing regular household chores, that they should normally do. For example: "Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all ‘OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. YEAH YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT’".

  • Obeausity – When big, in terms of overly obese, is considered beautiful. For example: “I don’t just like junk to be in the trunk, I like them to be ‘obeausity’, with junk all over”!

  • Lizzing – A combination of laughing and urinating. It happens when you laugh so hard you involuntarily ‘whiz’ a little too.

  • Epiphanot – An idea that seems amazing but turns out to be pointless & stupid. Usually occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

  • Zizebots – Those unpleasant & sometimes painful spots that sunglasses cause on either side of your nose.

  • Moobs – Quite simply, Man Boobs. Chesty protrusions on a mans upper body which resemble female breasts instead of smooth chiseled ‘pecs’.

  • Qwantz – Used to describe intellectually stimulating material found on the Internet. For example: “www.fmylife.com is qwantz”!

    Vocab101-isms which missed the cut:

  • Cushter – Used to describe a smelly genital area, thus insinuating that something is not right down there due to the stench.

  • Noob – A "noob" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online game. Noobs are usually annoying and can be excessively ‘stupid’. Do not confuse noobs with newbs, who are inexperienced players that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

    I do hope that you enjoyed this edition of Vocab101 and that you will return for some more Vocab101-isms in the near future.

    Until the next time “Milieunairs”!

     

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