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MWEB’s Subtle Dig at Telkom’s Service

For the last two years I have enjoyed Uncapped and Unshaped Internet from MWEB. The only downside is that our line rental is still held with Telkom - an aspect I am currently in the process of changing. Thus when I came across this little marketing gem from MWEB, which flips a subtle bird at Telkom...

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Who is your Daddy?

Everyone knows of the infamous phrase: "I'll be back". It is one that is inextricably linked to Arnold Schwarzenegger and his portrayal of a cyborg assassin in the 1984 movie The Terminator.  The thing about Arnold is that his acting skills have never really been very good. As a result, he is o...

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Business in the Front, Party in the Back!

I hail from the small town of Benoni. The same prestigious little place that the gorgeous blonde bombshell's Charlize Theron and Charlene Woodstock originate from. Of course, that is not all that Benoni is known for. Other than Benoni's landmark mine dumps and scenic lake-view vista's, the small li...

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An Optimist, Pessimist & Realist on the month of Love

The Optimistic lover blindly skips into a relationships and “lets the cards fall where they may”. It is all good, after all. Often expecting to “get lucky”, even if only by holding hands. The Pessimistic lover uses a “worst case scenario” thought process in order to emotionally pr...

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Damn you, Autocorrect!

Anyone with a modern mobile device knows how much of a bane and a blessing the autocorrect feature can be when typing out text messages, emails, notes and so on. Often the autocorrect feature will change perfect text, without rhyme or reason, and before you realise the error, you have already hit...

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