Poodle Doodles

A new trend has emerged. That of turning your beloved canine friend into a mobile work of ‘art’. I use the term ‘art’ loosely here, of course.

Essentially people are cutting and dying the hair of poodles and other unfortunately fluffy dogs, to resemble other creatures, such as Panda’s, Pirates and Fairy’s. It is as crazy as it sounds and the results are just as mind numbingly hilarious.

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Wordy Wednesday: ‘Vocab101’

For those who do not know, Vocab101 is my daily attempt to find a new and interesting word which could potentially be used in everyday circumstances. The words I find range from the obscene, to the unbelievably true (which are hyperlinked in blue) and, of course, the colloquial. Thus, Hans’ Milieu now has a ‘Wordy
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“Pikachu… use FLASH”!

(As seen on Kotaku, via MaximumPC) “Wild Pikachu appeared! Go Metapod! Metapod used Harden! Enemy Pikachu used Flash! Metapod used String Shot!” (Comment by Kotaku User: DJC89, 29 July 2009) As a self-confessed Pokémon fan, I could not resist sharing the above photograph with all of you. I may not be into costume role-playing (cosplay)
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Wishroom keeps your moobs in check!

Moob (n): The word given to describe large fatty male pectorals, which resemble female breasts. Thus: Man + Boob = Moob. Do you have moobs? Are your moobs saggy? Do you feel like your moobs are keeping you down? If you answered yes to any of the above questions then you are in luck! The
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Breaking News: Pokémon Exist!

Hey Milieu Pals,

Have you heard the news? In a recent discovery made by a Japanese journalist,a secret lab was found that has begun genetically engineering animals to resemble the cute critters of the world renowned Pokemon brand. Apparently they wanted to create a Pokemon Zoo to help increase Japan’s dwindling tourist economy. CNN.com had the following to report:

“In a startling discovery, made by the infamous Japanese reporter Ms. Yoshiko Sakurai, the evidence of an advanced experimental gene splicing and cloning facility was found in Saijo within the Chugoku Sanchi district of Hiroshima. The facility was said to be experimenting with animal DNA, through a new genetic process that incorporates the peptide bonding of nucleic acids; and the dismantling of RNA chains through the use of a revolutionary restriction endonuclease called Moniseraze. Through this new process, the Japanese scientists were able to splice genes from different animals to create new biological organisms. Although this is a tremendous breakthrough for modern medicine, it is in direct violation of the Genetics Act of 2001. The organisms created offer striking resemblances to that of the famous Japanese Pocket Monster concept, Pokemon”.
I hope you all enjoyed that piece of well written and semi-believable balderdash… LOL ! I’m sure most of you figured out that it was a false news story that I made up. If not… then I hope you have/had a good laugh at it !

So, do any of you Milieu Pals out there like Pokemon? For those who know me quite well, you’ll know that I’m really into collecting Pokemon cards, among other kinds of card collections. I have been a Pokemon fan for… gees… its been so long that I can’t even remember when it started in South Africa . Regardless I really enjoy playing the card game and the suspense of not knowing what cards you will be receiving when you buy a new ‘booster’ pack of cards.

Some of you, who are reading this, are probably thinking the following… “Pokemon, did he say Pokemon… HA HA HA HA”; “That’s for kids man, you’re twenty already”; and so on and so forth. I have only the following to say to those with such a narrow minded perception of individualism: when I started collecting the first series of Pokemon cards I was fortunate enough to obtain 2 Charizard Holographic cards. Both of those cards (in near mint condition) now have a collectors retail value of $160 dollars each, which equates to R1 040 (at time of currency conversion) and that’s only for a single card. My collection is now regarded as an investment, not just a child’s game .

Okay, the point of this entry was to actually discuss something that I found with regards to Pokemon. I can’t remember how I stumbled onto the site; I think it was from clicking on a link in the TeamXbox.com forums. Basically I was redirected to a site, called Worth1000.com, and onto a page for a photoshop competition revolving around Pokemon. The aim was to create Life Like Pokemon.

I was amazed at what I had seen! Some of the people who submitted entries are really talented. So, I’ve decided to share the photographs with all of you. You may find the photographs of the ‘Real Pokemon’, with their names, in the album entitled: Breaking News: Pokemon Exist! For the website I got the photographs from, please click here.

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I should actually be studying now… considering the fact that I have two theory intensive exams for next week Wednesday; Psychology: Organisational Behaviour and Integrated Marketing Communications.

Wish me luck !